While studying at the KGB law institute of world domination, I mastered the art of smashing my opponents. While I prefer communism, owning the world is a close second. 

At 58 we welcome all communists, socialists and members of the politburo. Come drink to the return of Russian glory. Free tattoo service to have Putin inked on your body provided you are not a FC. 

I am a fierce competitor and aggressive smasher of opponents. But I am loyal to my friends even when they lack standing with the Party. I do not vote for Bernie Sanders he does not understand socialism. Bernie Sanders smashes nothing!

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